PartyCat

sweatyscrotum:

I’m not like other girls!XD

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I only have guy friends. I mean all girls do is start drama.image

Oh my god, i hate sluts! image

Other girls my age like to drink and party but i like to stay inside and read or watch netflix! I’m so weird. image

All the girls in my school care about is makeup and shopping and all i care about is FOOD and VIDEO GAMES. lol sometimes i think i was born a guy.image

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tastefullyoffensive:

How to unpack your dog. [rosiepig]

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jovaline:

to get her siblings to stop putting up pictures of her dad around the cabin, piper gets pictures of all of THEIR dads, cuts them into heart and star shapes, writes comments like “hottie!” in pink gel pen all over them, and then hangs them above her bed. she calls it her DILF wall. it worked and all of her siblings totally hate her now hahaha.

(via luaru)

“Very slowly using two fingers, Annabeth drew her dagger. Instead of dropping it, she tossed it as far as she could into the water.

Octavian made a squeaking sound. “What was that for? I didn’t say toss it! That could’ve been evidence. Or spoils of war!”

Annabeth tried for a dumb-blonde smile, like: Oh, silly me. Nobody who knew her would have been fooled. But Octavian seemed to buy it. He huffed in exasperation.

"You other two…" He pointed his blade a Hazel and Piper. "Put your weapons on the dock. No funny bus—"

All around the Romans, Charleston Harbor erupted like a Las Vegas fountain putting on a show. When the wall of seawater subsided, the three Romans were in the bay, spluttering and frantically trying to stay afloat in their armor. Percy stood on the dock, holding Annabeth’s dagger.

"You dropped this," he said, totally poker-faced.”

Rick Riordan, The Mark of Athena (via james-pttr)

(Source: cpt-tightpants, via anxiouspineapples)